Great news! While the rest of the car world is busy shoving tiny electric motors into crossovers and telling us it's the future, Ford appears to be cooking up something gloriously, thunderously stupid. According to leaked UAW documents, Ford is planning a new Shelby GT500 for 2026. And it'll have an engine called "Legend." Not EcoBoost. Not PowerPulse. Not “Bill” or “Bob” or “Jill”. LEGEND. That, my friends, is a proper name for a proper engine. The leak comes from a United Auto Workers memo out of their Local 600 branch, which happens to represent workers at Ford's Dearborn Engine Plant. This isn't just some random internet speculation from a bloke in his shed – this is from the people who'll actually be building the thing. The document mentions that Ford might add shifts to the production line that makes the supercharged 5.2-liter V8 currently used in the F-150 Raptor R. The reason? They need to build engines for the 2026 Shelby GT500. It's as straightforward as a brick to the face. Why is this a big deal? Because the last GT500 was an absolute monster – a 760 horsepower tire-shredding machine that could hit 60 mph faster than most supercars and make noises that would frighten small aircraft. It was the kind of car that made environmentalists wake up in cold sweats. And with the Dodge Hellcat dead and the Camaro ZL1 consigned to the history books, the muscle car landscape has been left tragically sensible. A new GT500 would be the last of a dying breed – the final roar of the American V8 before we're all forced into electric pods that make Star Trek noises. The big question is just how crazy Ford plans to go with this new Legend engine. The Chevy Corvette ZR1 is rumored to have over 1,000 horsepower from its twin-turbo V8. Would Ford let their arch-rival claim the American horsepower crown? Not bloody likely. My guess is they'll aim for something north of 900 horsepower – enough to turn rear tires into smoke within seconds and scare passengers into reconsidering their life choices. They'll probably use the same 5.2-liter block but crank up the boost to levels that would make airplane engineers nervous. The timing makes perfect sense too. Ford recently launched the $300,000 Mustang GTD, a track-focused monster with trick suspension and enough downforce to drive upside down. But most of us have neither the skill nor the bank balance for such a machine. The GT500 would slot in as the more "affordable" lunatic Mustang – the one for people who only want to spend $100,000 on their midlife crisis. So while the rest of the automotive world is busy downsizing, hybridizing and electrifying, Ford is apparently building an engine so special they're calling it Legend. And in an age where most new cars have all the character of a washing machine, that is something worth celebrating. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to start saving up for one. Or at least for the therapy I'll need after driving it.