Once upon a time, the Corvette was the working man's supercar. A bargain-basement Ferrari fighter that gave you supercar thrills for the price of a well-optioned family sedan. But those days, much like my youth and hairline, are long gone. The 2025 Corvette range starts at a price that would have been unthinkable just a few years ago and tops out at a figure that could buy you a small house in many parts of the country. So, let's break down exactly how much you'll need to sell a kidney (or possibly two) to get your hands on Chevrolet's finest. And remember - these are just the starting prices. By the time you're done ticking option boxes, you might need to consider more drastic fundraising measures, like selling a child or robbing a bank. From powerful to positively mental: The Corvette lineup The 2025 Corvette comes in four distinct flavors, each one more powerful and wallet-emptying than the last. They range from the "entry-level" Stingray (and I use the term "entry-level" in the loosest possible sense), through the hybrid E-Ray, the track-focused Z06, and finally to the utterly bonkers ZR1. Remember when the C8 Corvette was unveiled and everyone lost their minds because it started at under $60,000? Well, that ship has not only sailed, it's disappeared over the horizon, capsized, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. The 2025 Stingray now starts at a hefty $70,195, including the $1,895 destination fee. That's right - SEVENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS for the "cheap" one. If you want to feel the wind in your hair (or what's left of it), the Stingray Convertible starts at $77,195 - a $7,000 premium over the coupe. And that's just for the base 1LT trim. Move up to the 2LT, which adds things like a proper Bose audio system and some safety equipment that really ought to be standard anyway, and you're looking at $77,295. The top-tier 3LT trim, with its fancier seats and microfiber-wrapped interior (ooooh, fancy), starts at $81,945. But wait, there's more! Add the Z51 Performance package, which is essentially the "make it actually handle like a proper sports car" option, and that's another $6,345. Start ticking boxes for special paint, carbon fiber roofs, and those gorgeous 15-spoke wheels (at an eye-watering $3,485), and suddenly your "affordable" Corvette is nudging $100,000. In fact, if you go absolutely nuts with the options on a Stingray 3LZ convertible, you'll be staring down the barrel of a $107,680 bill. For a base Corvette! That's more than a Porsche 718 Cayman GTS! More than a BMW M4! Almost as much as a Porsche 911 Carrera! Has the world gone completely mad? But we're just getting started. Hold onto your wallets, things are about to get even more ridiculous. Next up is the E-Ray, which sounds like something from a science fiction movie but is actually Chevrolet's first swing at electrifying the Corvette. The E-Ray crests the six-figure mark, starting at a wallet-wilting $108,795. For that princely sum, you get the 6.2-liter V8 from the Stingray paired with an electric motor, giving you a combined 655 horsepower and a 0-60 time of just 2.5 seconds. Which, I admit, is absurdly quick. But it's also an absurd amount of money. The E-Ray follows the same trim structure as the Stingray, with 1LZ, 2LZ, and 3LZ versions available. The top 3LZ Convertible starts at $126,745 before options. And oh boy, are there options. Carbon fiber wheels with a red outline stripe? That'll be $15,500, please. Yes, you read that correctly - FIFTEEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS for wheels. That's more than some entire cars! Add all the available options to an E-Ray 3LZ convertible, and you're looking at $150,985. At this point, I have to question if Chevrolet executives are just seeing how far they can push things before people snap and start buying Porsches instead. But wait, there's still more! Let's talk about the Z06, which is essentially Chevrolet's answer to the question "What if we made a Corvette that could terrify Ferrari owners on track days?" Starting at $113,995, the Z06 swaps out the pushrod V8 for a flat-plane crank 5.5-liter masterpiece that revs to the moon and makes 670 naturally aspirated horsepower. It's one of the greatest engines ever put in a production car, and it sounds like God gargling with demons. As with the other models, you can choose from 1LZ, 2LZ, and 3LZ trims, with the top 3LZ convertible starting at $134,545. Add the must-have Z07 Performance package for $8,995 (because if you're buying a Z06, you're definitely taking it to the track), plus carbon fiber wheels (another $15,500), special paint, racing stripes, and all the other available goodies, and a fully-loaded Z06 convertible will set you back an astonishing $183,950. That's supercar money. That's Lamborghini Huracán territory. For a Chevrolet! If you'd told me ten years ago that you could spend nearly $200,000 on a Corvette, I'd have laughed so hard I'd have needed hospitalization. But we're still not done! The ultimate Corvette, the one that laughs in the face of physics and common sense, is the all-new ZR1. Packing a twin-turbocharged version of the Z06's flat-plane crank V8, the ZR1 produces an utterly ridiculous 1,064 horsepower and 828 pound-feet of torque. That's enough to hit 60 mph in just 2.3 seconds and reach a top speed of 215 mph. It's not so much a car as a ground-based missile with seats.The price? A heart-stopping $175,195 for the coupe, or $186,195 for the convertible. And that's just for the base 1LZ trim. The premium 3LZ starts at $185,195 for the coupe and $196,195 for the convertible.Add the Carbon Fiber Aero package for $8,495, which gives you a wing large enough to take flight in strong winds, plus the ZTK Track package for another $1,500, and all the other available options, and a fully-loaded ZR1 3LZ convertible will cost you $238,385. Let me repeat that: TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHT THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FIVE DOLLARS. For a Corvette! Now, to be fair, you are getting hypercar performance for that money. The ZR1 will outrun cars costing twice as much. It's genuinely one of the fastest production cars ever made. But still - it's almost a quarter of a million dollars for something with a Chevrolet badge on it. That's enough to make your accountant spontaneously combust. How did we get here and is it worth it? So how did we end up in a world where Corvettes cost as much as houses in some parts of America? It's partly inflation, partly the ever-increasing complexity and technology that goes into modern performance cars, and partly Chevrolet realizing that people will pay these prices. The C8 generation was a massive leap forward for the Corvette, moving from the traditional front-engine layout to a mid-engine configuration like proper exotic supercars. This change alone required a complete redesign of the car from the ground up, which wasn't going to be cheap. Add in the increasingly stringent safety and emissions regulations, plus the expectation that modern performance cars come with all the latest tech and luxury features, and you've got a recipe for price escalation. But is it worth it? Well, that depends on your perspective. If you judge the Corvette purely on its performance-per-dollar ratio, even at these elevated prices, it still represents decent value. The ZR1, ridiculous as its price tag is, offers performance that would cost you well over $300,000 from European manufacturers. The Z06, with its Ferrari-esque flat-plane crank V8, gives you supercar thrills for "only" $115,000 - about half what you'd pay for a comparable Italian exotic. And even the base Stingray, expensive as it now is, still undercuts equivalent European sports cars by a significant margin. But there's no escaping the fact that the Corvette is no longer the performance bargain it once was. It's moved upmarket, leaving a gaping hole in the affordable sports car segment that Chevrolet seems to have no interest in filling. If you want a new Corvette, you'll need deep pockets - deeper than ever before. And while what you get for your money is undeniably impressive, it's a far cry from the democratized performance that the Corvette once represented. The good news is that if you can't afford a new one (and let's face it, most of us can't), there are plenty of used Corvettes out there that offer 90% of the thrills for a fraction of the price. A C7 Z06 can be had for less than the price of a new base Stingray, and it's still an absolute monster of a performance car. So there we have it - the complete pricing breakdown of the 2025 Corvette range. From the merely expensive to the absolutely ludicrous, there's a Corvette for every budget... as long as your budget starts at "quite wealthy" and goes up to "obscenely rich." And on that bombshell, it's time to end. I'm off to look at used C7s on the internet, because that's about as close as I'm getting to Corvette ownership anytime soon.