I should preface this by saying that Maserati, those mad Italians, have been churning out automotive amazement for 110 years now.

Come December, they'll be blowing out enough candles to set Rome ablaze... again.

But we're not here to talk about their birthday cake, oh no. We're here to talk about their latest offering, which is about as subtle as a punch in the face from Mike Tyson.

Now, Maserati's given us some proper motors over the years.

The MC12?

A legend.

A car so exclusive, it makes the guest list at the Oscars look like a village fête.

Maserati MC12 — An MC12. Image Credit: Sotheby's Sealed, available at [**link**]

And then there's the MC20. Not too shabby, that one. In fact, they've just unveiled three special versions at Monterey Car Week, probably just to make the rest of us feel inadequate.

But hold onto your hats, because what we've got in the showroom makes those look like mobility scooters. It's called the Venuum MC20 Cerberus, and it's what happens when you let a bunch of Dubai lunatics loose on an already bonkers car.

Let's start with the heart of this monster, shall we?

The Venuum MC20 Cerberus isn't powered by an engine. That would be far too pedestrian, too plebian, right? What we have here is a 3.0-litre twin-turbocharged V6 that I'm fairly certain was stolen from Zeus himself.

This mechanical Hercules pumps out 630 horsepower.

That's not a typo.

Six hundred and thirty horses, all champing at the bit, ready to tear up the tarmac faster than you can say "speeding ticket". And torque? 730 Newton meters of the stuff. It's enough to pull a small moon out of orbit.

Now, the standard Venuum MC20 is no slouch, but the Cerberus? It'll hit 100 km/h in 2.9 seconds. That's not acceleration, that's teleportation. And it'll keep going until it hits 325 km/h. At that speed, you're not so much driving as you are testing the limits of human perception, bending physics while challenging fighter jets to a drag race.

But the Venuum MC20 isn't just about straight-line speed. Oh no. The maniacs at Venuum have wrapped this Italian stallion in more carbon fiber than you'd find in an F1 paddock. Every curve, and every angle of the Venuum MC20 has been honed to aerodynamic perfection. It doesn't so much cut through the air as it does terrify it into getting out of the way.

The Venuum Touch: Where Madness Meets Mastery

Now, you might be thinking, "How can they possibly improve on perfection?" Well, let me tell you, the boys at Venuum looked at the MC20 and said, "Hold my espresso."

They've taken this already insane car and turned it into something that would make Batman wet himself. The Venuum MC20 Cerberus isn't just a car, it's a carbon fiber manifesto. It's got wider front fenders that look like they could benchpress a small hatchback. The roof scoop isn't there to cool the engine, it's there to inhale small aircraft that get too close.

And the wheels? Oh, the wheels. They've fitted the Venuum MC20 with something called Venuum AV05 forged wheels.

They're not just for show, although they do look like they were designed by a Renaissance artist with a speed addiction.

No, these wheels are what keep this beast glued to the road when you're approaching speeds that make light look sluggish.

But the pièce de résistance of the Venuum MC20? The exhaust. It's not just an exhaust, it's the voice box of Cerberus himself. When this car starts up, it doesn't purr, it doesn't roar, it lets out a sound that would make Wagner tear up his entire back catalog in despair.

The Venuum MC20 Cerberus: A Symphony of Speed

In a world where supercars are becoming as common as reality TV stars, the Venuum MC20 Cerberus stands apart. It's not just fast, it's a philosophical statement on wheels. It doesn't just raise the bar, it takes the bar, forges it into a sword, and uses it to slay lesser vehicles.

Driving the Venuum MC20 isn't just about getting from A to B. It's about experiencing every letter of the alphabet simultaneously, at speeds that would make your eyes water. It's about feeling the raw, unbridled power of Italian engineering, amplified by Dubai's insanity.

The Venuum MC20 Cerberus isn't just a car, it's a middle finger to physics, a love letter to speed, and a testament to what happens when you let engineers off the leash.

It's the automotive equivalent of climbing Everest in your pants - utterly insane, probably dangerous, but my god, what a rush.

Maserati MC20 - Venuum Black — The Cerberus, Image Credits: VenuumDXB, available at [**link**]

In conclusion, if you ever get the chance to drive the Venuum MC20 Cerberus, don't hesitate.

Don't even blink.

Just get in, strap yourself in, and prepare for an experience that's less about driving and more about redefining your entire concept of what a car can be.

The Venuum MC20 Cerberus isn't just a supercar. It's a super supercar. A hypercar. A "someone checks if the laws of physics are still intact" car. And in a world of pretenders and poseurs, it's the real deal. It's the car that doesn't just meet expectations, it grabs them by the scruff of the neck and drags them kicking and screaming into a new dimension of automotive excellence.

As Top Gear would say: “On that bombshell, it's time to end”. Goodnight!