Good morning ladies and gentlemen — I have news. If you thought that you neighbour's new BMW was fancy, get ready to have your mind well and truly boggled.

Let me kick things off with how Rolls-Royce functions as a brand. More than a company, this brand is an institution.

Founded in 1904 by Charles Rolls and Henry Royce, Rolls-Royce is turning 120 this year. And for over a century, the brand has had a simple modus operandi: to create the best motor car in the whole world. No pressure, then.

Now then, for their 120th anniversary, the brand is releasing what they are calling the "Scintilla Collection" — a range of cars so exclusive that even the Sultan of Brunei has to get in line to buy one. Each one was probably sold even before the aluminum for the first space frame chassis was mined.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce in its two-tone Andalusian White and Thracian Blue finish, parked in an opulent setting, showcasing its Spirit of Ecstasy-inspired design elements.

But a key part of Rolls-Royce's operation is that they provide experiences on wheels, not plain old fancy cars.

Each Rolls-Royce is a bespoke masterpiece, tailored to the whims and fancies of its owner.

Do you want your car's interior to match your favorite painting? Done. Fancy a starlight headliner that mimics the night sky on the day you were born?

Consider it sorted.

This level of personalization is exactly what the Scintilla Rolls-Royce embodies.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce in its two-tone Andalusian White and Thracian Blue finish, parked in an opulent setting, showcasing its Spirit of Ecstasy-inspired design elements.

So then, coming to the Scintilla. It's a love letter to the brand's iconic Spirit of Ecstasy figurine.

Limited to just ten examples worldwide, the Scintilla Rolls-Royce is rarer than a politician keeping all their promises.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce is based on the Phantom Extended - already a car that makes a Bentley look like a Ford Fiesta. But Rolls-Royce has taken this canvas and created a masterpiece that would make even Leonardo da Vinci jealous.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce in its two-tone Andalusian White and Thracian Blue finish, parked in an opulent setting, showcasing its Spirit of Ecstasy-inspired design elements.

Let's start with the exterior. The Scintilla Rolls-Royce is finished in a two-tone paint job that would make a chameleon envious.

The upper body is in Andalusian White, while the lower body is in Thracian Blue.

It's inspired by the colors of the sea around the island of Samothrace, which, if you're wondering, is where the statue that inspired the Spirit of Ecstasy comes from. Talk about attention to detail!

But it's inside where the Scintilla Rolls-Royce really shines.

The interior is a testament to Rolls-Royce's craftsmanship, featuring an embroidery that comprises - wait for it - 869,500 stitches. That's not a typo. Nearly a million stitches create a flowing pattern inspired by the Spirit of Ecstasy's robes. It's like they've captured the wind in the thread.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce in its two-tone Andalusian White and Thracian Blue finish, parked in an opulent setting, showcasing its Spirit of Ecstasy-inspired design elements.

The centerpiece of the Scintilla Rolls-Royce's interior is the 'Celestial Pulse' gallery.

This is a work of art that spans the width of the dashboard, featuring seven ribbons milled from solid aluminum. It's the automotive equivalent of having a Picasso on your mantelpiece.

However, perhaps the jaw-dropping feature of the Scintilla Rolls-Royce is the Starlight Headliner.

This isn't just any old light show; it's an animated sequence of 1,500 fiber-optic 'stars' that mimic the billowing of the Spirit of Ecstasy's robes.

It's like having the aurora borealis on your car's ceiling.

Now, you might be wondering how one goes about acquiring a Scintilla Rolls-Royce. Well, here's where things get really neat — you don't. The Scintilla Rolls-Royce is only available through Rolls-Royce's Private Office network. This is a by-invitation-only club for the crème de la crème of Rolls-Royce's clientele.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce in its two-tone Andalusian White and Thracian Blue finish, parked in an opulent setting, showcasing its Spirit of Ecstasy-inspired design elements.

Getting an invitation to the Rolls-Royce Private Office is like getting an invitation to Hogwarts, only more exclusive. These invitations are sent out to Rolls-Royce's most valued customers - the kind of people who buy a new Rolls-Royce the way you and I might buy a new pair of socks.

Once you're in this exclusive club, you're not just buying a car; you're embarking on a journey of co-creation with Rolls-Royce's designers and craftspeople. It's being invited into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, and instead of Everlasting Gobstoppers, you're creating the car of your dreams.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce in its two-tone Andalusian White and Thracian Blue finish, parked in an opulent setting, showcasing its Spirit of Ecstasy-inspired design elements.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce is the epitome of this bespoke process. Each of the ten examples will be unique and tailored to the tastes and desires of its owner. Want your Scintilla Rolls-Royce to match the color of your favorite sunset? They'll make it happen. Fancy having the interior embroidered with scenes from your family history? Consider it done.

This level of personalization is what sets Rolls-Royce apart, and the Scintilla Rolls-Royce takes it to new heights. It's not just a car; it's a canvas for the owner's imagination, brought to life by some of the most skilled craftspeople in the world.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce in its two-tone Andalusian White and Thracian Blue finish, parked in an opulent setting, showcasing its Spirit of Ecstasy-inspired design elements.

But the Scintilla Rolls-Royce isn't just about luxury; it's about preserving a legacy. In an age where cars are becoming increasingly automated and homogenized, the Scintilla Rolls-Royce is a reminder of the artistry and craftsmanship that goes into creating a true luxury automobile.

It's also a nod to Rolls-Royce's history. The Spirit of Ecstasy, which inspired the Scintilla Rolls-Royce, has been adorning Rolls-Royce bonnets since 1911.

By creating a car that celebrates this iconic figurine, Rolls-Royce is bridging the gap between its illustrious past and its exciting future.

The Scintilla Rolls-Royce in its two-tone Andalusian White and Thracian Blue finish, parked in an opulent setting, showcasing its Spirit of Ecstasy-inspired design elements.

So, there you have it - the Scintilla Rolls-Royce. It's more than just a car; it's a work of art, a piece of history, and a glimpse into the future of luxury motoring. It's the kind of car that makes you realize why Rolls-Royce has been at the pinnacle of automotive luxury for over a century.

And if you're one of the lucky ten who gets an invitation to own a Scintilla Rolls-Royce, well, all I can say is - can I have a ride? I promise to bring my own white gloves.